Today's kids say darndestest things

Minty (to 3-year-old Matthew): Are you happy?
Matthew: Noooo. I'm matthew.

Minty ( after narrating Sinbad the Sailor to 5-year old Dan): And that is the end of the story.
Dan (gazing longingly into a blank space): Is there a Part 2?

Michelle, 3 and a half years old: Auntie, I tell you something. My mum wears pampers.